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Io non capisco questo feticismo degli italiani per la parola “DEFCON“… mi sembra tanto lo stesso meccanismo per il quale ti dicono “FRIED COCK FROM VELLETRI” e la casalinga di voghera si galvanizza e COMPRA TUTTO. La parola inglese che fa fico.
“Si io per lavoro faccio il COCKMASTER TURLUPINATOR, mi pagano copiosamente”
“wow!!!”

Per il resto… vorrei mingere sui politicanti di questo sfortunato paese, che’ mi fanno schifo. Si gli piscerei addosso umilandone vesti e cravatta, che tono superiore si pensano gli dia, pfui! Non fanno nulla, sono dei venduti, prendono un botto di soldi, sono ignoranti, razzisti, inutili, tronfi, pompi; li vedo in tv che parlano e mi fanno schifo; vedo giuliano ferrara MORTO sulla sua polotrona che guarda la telecamera ubriaco, e vorrei pisciargli addosso.

Il dottore: “Ah, un altro sfruttato precario”
Eh gia’. CO.PRO.
TI CO.PRO. IL COR.PO. DI CO.PRO.

CRM-114 DISCRIMINATOR

CREPA SOTTO IL PESANTE PESO DELL’OOM!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMHHH!!
mOO!
Uno a sbattersi, come sempre.
Uno al telefono, passando da una conversazione all’altra con la stessa foga di un tabagista accanito.
Tre a guardare LA STESSA COSA.
E io bho?

Fecondo me c’e’ qualcosa che non va.

CIOE’ TUTTO IL MONDO FA IL PONTE, E IO COGLIONE DEVO ANDARE A LAVORO PERCHE’ I CODER HANNO LA “DEADLINE”. MA CHE CAZZO C’ENTRO IO?????

MA VAFFANCULO ALLA LINEA DI MORTE

DISTRUGGERE IL PONTE, DISTRUGGERE IL PONTE… DISTRUGGERE:

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[root@linux11 openldap]# /usr/local/libexec/slapd -d1 -f /usr/local/etc/openldap/slapd.conf
@(#) $OpenLDAP: slapd 2.2.29 (Oct 27 2005 17:09:22) $
root@linux11:/usr/local/src/openldap-2.2.29/servers/slapd
daemon_init: listen on ldap:///
daemon_init: 1 listeners to open…
ldap_url_parse_ext(ldap:///)
daemon: IPv6 socket() failed errno=97 (Address family not supported by protocol)
daemon: initialized ldap:///
daemon_init: 2 listeners opened
slapd init: initiated server.
slap_sasl_init: SASL library version mismatch: expected 2.1.21, got 2.1.10
slapd shutdown: freeing system resources.
slapd stopped.
connections_destroy: nothing to destroy.
[root@linux11 openldap]# ldconfig -v | grep sasl
libkdesasl.so.1 -> libkdesasl.so.1.1.0
libsasl2.so.2 -> libsasl2.so.2.0.10
libsasl.so.7 -> libsasl.so.7.1.11
libsasl2.so.2 -> libsasl2.so.2.0.21
[root@linux11 openldap]# rpm -qa | grep sasl
cyrus-sasl-md5-2.1.10-4
cyrus-sasl-gssapi-2.1.10-4
cyrus-sasl-2.1.10-4
cyrus-sasl-plain-2.1.10-4
cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4
[root@linux11 openldap]# rpm -e cyrus-sasl-2.1.10-4
error: Failed dependencies:
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) openldap-2.0.27-8
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) sendmail-8.12.8-9.90
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) squid-2.5.STABLE1-2
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) openldap-clients-2.0.27-8
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) mutt-1.4.1-1
libsasl2.so.2 is needed by (installed) cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4
cyrus-sasl = 2.1.10-4 is needed by (installed) cyrus-sasl-md5-2.1.10-4
cyrus-sasl is needed by (installed) openldap-2.0.27-8
cyrus-sasl = 2.1.10-4 is needed by (installed) cyrus-sasl-plain-2.1.10-4
cyrus-sasl = 2.1.10-4 is needed by (installed) cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4
cyrus-sasl = 2.1.10-4 is needed by (installed) cyrus-sasl-gssapi-2.1.10-4
[root@linux11 openldap]# rpm -e cyrus-sasl-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-md5-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-plain-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-gssapi-2.1.10-4
error: Failed dependencies:
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) openldap-2.0.27-8
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) sendmail-8.12.8-9.90
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) squid-2.5.STABLE1-2
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) openldap-clients-2.0.27-8
libsasl.so.7 is needed by (installed) mutt-1.4.1-1
cyrus-sasl is needed by (installed) openldap-2.0.27-8
cyrus-sasl-md5 is needed by (installed) openldap-2.0.27-8
[root@linux11 openldap]# rpm -e cyrus-sasl-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-md5-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-plain-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-gssapi-2.1.10-4 openldap-2.0.27-8 openldap-2.0.27-8 mutt-1.4.1-1 openldap-clients-2.0.27-8 squid-2.5.STABLE1-2 sendmail-8.12.8-9.90
error: Failed dependencies:
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) libuser-0.51.7-1
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) autofs-3.1.7-36
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) nss_ldap-202-5
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) php-ldap-4.2.2-17.2
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) evolution-1.2.2-5
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) balsa-2.0.6-2
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) pine-4.44-19.90.0
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) gnomemeeting-0.96.0-4
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) kdelibs-3.1-12
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) kdebase-3.1-15
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) libuser-0.51.7-1
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) autofs-3.1.7-36
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) nss_ldap-202-5
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) gnupg-1.2.1-4
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) php-ldap-4.2.2-17.2
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) evolution-1.2.2-5
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) am-utils-6.0.9-2
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) balsa-2.0.6-2
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) pine-4.44-19.90.0
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) gnomemeeting-0.96.0-4
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) kdelibs-3.1-12
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) kdebase-3.1-15
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) xemacs-21.4.12-6
openldap = 2.0.27-8 is needed by (installed) openldap-devel-2.0.27-8
openldap is needed by (installed) xemacs-21.4.12-6
/usr/bin/newaliases is needed by (installed) mailman-2.1.1-4
/usr/sbin/sendmail is needed by (installed) redhat-lsb-1.3-1
/usr/sbin/sendmail is needed by (installed) squirrelmail-1.2.11-1
smtpdaemon is needed by (installed) fetchmail-6.2.0-3
smtpdaemon is needed by (installed) diskcheck-1.4-2
[root@linux11 openldap]# rpm -e cyrus-sasl-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-md5-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-plain-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-gssapi-2.1.10-4 openldap-2.0.27-8 openldap-2.0.27-8 mutt-1.4.1-1 openldap-clients-2.0.27-8 squid-2.5.STABLE1-2 sendmail-8.12.8-9.90 mailman-2.1.1-4 redhat-lsb-1.3-1 squirrelmail-1.2.11-1 fetchmail-6.2.0-3 diskcheck-1.4-2
error: Failed dependencies:
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) libuser-0.51.7-1
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) autofs-3.1.7-36
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) nss_ldap-202-5
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) php-ldap-4.2.2-17.2
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) evolution-1.2.2-5
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) balsa-2.0.6-2
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) pine-4.44-19.90.0
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) gnomemeeting-0.96.0-4
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) kdelibs-3.1-12
liblber.so.2 is needed by (installed) kdebase-3.1-15
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) libuser-0.51.7-1
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) autofs-3.1.7-36
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) nss_ldap-202-5
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) gnupg-1.2.1-4
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) php-ldap-4.2.2-17.2
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) evolution-1.2.2-5
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) am-utils-6.0.9-2
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) balsa-2.0.6-2
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) pine-4.44-19.90.0
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) gnomemeeting-0.96.0-4
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) kdelibs-3.1-12
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) kdebase-3.1-15
libldap.so.2 is needed by (installed) xemacs-21.4.12-6
openldap = 2.0.27-8 is needed by (installed) openldap-devel-2.0.27-8
openldap is needed by (installed) xemacs-21.4.12-6
[root@linux11 openldap]# rpm -e –no-deps cyrus-sasl-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-md5-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-plain-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-gssapi-2.1.10-4 openldap-2.0.27-8 openldap-2.0.27-8 mutt-1.4.1-1 openldap-clients-2.0.27-8 squid-2.5.STABLE1-2 sendmail-8.12.8-9.90 mailman-2.1.1-4 redhat-lsb-1.3-1 squirrelmail-1.2.11-1 fetchmail-6.2.0-3 diskcheck-1.4-2 openldap-devel-2.0.27-8 xemacs-21.4.12-6
–no-deps: unknown option
[root@linux11 openldap]# rpm -e –nodeps cyrus-sasl-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-md5-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-plain-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-devel-2.1.10-4 cyrus-sasl-gssapi-2.1.10-4 openldap-2.0.27-8 openldap-2.0.27-8 mutt-1.4.1-1 openldap-clients-2.0.27-8 squid-2.5.STABLE1-2 sendmail-8.12.8-9.90 mailman-2.1.1-4 redhat-lsb-1.3-1 squirrelmail-1.2.11-1 fetchmail-6.2.0-3 diskcheck-1.4-2 openldap-devel-2.0.27-8 xemacs-21.4.12-6
warning: /etc/mail/submit.cf saved as /etc/mail/submit.cf.rpmsave
warning: /etc/mail/statistics saved as /etc/mail/statistics.rpmsave
warning: /etc/openldap/ldap.conf saved as /etc/openldap/ldap.conf.rpmsave
[root@linux11 openldap]# ^D
localhost:~ night$

ma CRISTO IN FIAMME,

ma se ti mando un messaggio con una DOMANDA IN LINGUA INGLESE, e SAI CHE NON SONO FRANCESE,

cosa STRACAZZO DEI FINOCCHI MI RISPONDI IN FRANCESE???????

SEI FORSE MINCHIONE?


Oggetto: CITROEN C32 C35 (8009534571)
Questo messaggio è stato inviato mentre l'inserzione era in corso.
78bidou è il venditore.

allora, o sei una prepotente TESTA DI GRANCAZZO, OPPURE SEI SEMPLICEMENTE UN IMBECILLE FINOCCHIO DI MMERDA

PERCHE’ I CAZI SONO 2, O ME STAI A PIJA’ PE’L CULO, OPPURE SEI PROPRIO UNA TESTA DI MINCHIA FRANCESE DI MERDA

CRISTO SILICIO, MERDA SUL TRICLINIO.
Perche’ i problemi piu’ assurdi e irrisolvibili capitano A MIO PADRE E AI MIEI AMICI? PERCHE’??
Divento una MERDA MIDGETTA per l’impossibilita’ di RISOLVERE.

“Ho preso un hard disk esterno, cosi’ almeno sto piu’ tranquillo con i miei dati”
COL CAZZO, CON IL CAZZO! PUM! ROTTO!

“Accendo il computer e dopo 2 minuti si spegne”
PESTE E CORNA, MADONNA CORNUCOPIA!

“Accendo il computer, e non si accende”
DIO BIFOLCO TRACCIA CON LA VERGA UN SOLCO!

“Accendo il computer e la tastiera a volte funziona e a volte no”
MORTE DEL PRIMOGENITO, PIOGGIA DI RANE.

Sono demoralizzato distrutto affranto, NON POSSO FARCI UN CAZZO :(
E’ merda, vendono merda dozzinale, porcoddiolink.

Ram ha il raffreddore.
quell’altro e’ raffreddato.
incontro tizio: ciao, ho il raffreddore, vado a correre ciao.
incontro l’altro tipo: ciao, sto andando a lavoro, sono raffreddato.
incontro quell’altro: ah, ciao, sto riparando l’auto, ho il raffreddore.

…

a me viene il raffreddore.

STRONCATO A LETTO. FEBBRE, TOSSE, MAL DI TESTA SPAZIALE. PORCO DIO.

PORCO DIO. SONO UN UOMO DI MERDA, SONO FATTO DI MERDA.

VAFFAMCULHO