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[root@apache ~]# yum install ImageMagick
Loaded plugins: priorities
Setting up Install Process
Parsing package install arguments
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In 10 secondi NETTI scende TUTTO quello che il gran suino puo’ tirare giu’ …. il mio giaccone
che ha sempre retto fiumi di pioggia con tanto di cappuccio, e’ ZUPPO. I miei pantaloni sono
cosi’ bagnati che sembra che un esercito nipponico mi abbia eiaculato addosso in uno storico
bukkake’. Chiamo l’amata, che simpaticamente mi fa notare di essere ad un incrocio vicino … ma arrivare a quell’incrocio equivale a farsi IL BAGNO NEL TIRRENO IN TEMPESTA. Vista l’impossibilita’ di raggiungerla senza una MUTA da SUB, la saluto, bestemmio quanto c’e’ di bestemmiabile e torno dentro piu’ BAGNATO di una PORNO-STAR. Sbattuto il giaccone sopra un rack che emette getti di aria fredda (non c’era nulla di meglio, tra mezz’ora trovero’ irti ghiaccioli nel giaccone), mi lamento ed ecco che la pioggia torna ad essere la fastidiosa e frocetta pioggia di dicembre ….

PERFETTO. La piastra funziona e in men che non si fiotti, e’ gia’ dentro la macchina da battaglia. Un po’ di bestemmie per capire come cazzo vuole accoppiate le DIMM (che in realta’ non s’e’ mica capito perche’ in teoria dovrebbe sucarle anche singole e sopportare anche moduli da 256MB, ma vabbe’ questo e’ un altro fastidio che vedro’ POIH), alla fine ha i suoi bravi 384MB di ram, meglio che un dito in culo insomma.
Ci salgo su la brava Slackware 10.2, che va su al primo colpo (a parte il dovergli cambiare la board video, che una Mach64 non si sa mica quali cazzo di parametri si prenda per settare il framebuffer, vabbe’, ricorriamo alla solita vecchia e affidabile Matrox).

Bene, e’ tempo di mettere su Xen, vado e suco la 3.0.4-1, praticamente la bleeding edge, la FIOTTING EDGE. Che vuole il 2.6.16.33 mentre io ho su il 2.6.17.8.
Sticazzi, provo la versione binaria. Che ha un chernel talmente modulare che manco l’ide e ext3. Ok, facciamo un bel ramdisk con mkinitrd. STICAZZI. Nulla, non va, si fista cercando di capire dove e’ il fail-system di rut.

Ok, domani scarico i sorci e torno INDIETRO al 2.6.16.33 (si lo so che a colpi di patch e bestemmie magari va pure con chernel piu’ recenti ma sono le 4 di mattina e io sono _STANCO_).
L’indomani scarico i sorci al lavoro (si, sono un digital diviso e me ne INFISTO), la sera giu’ di mkpatches, patching, make menuconfig e make e quant’altro fastidio. Dopo x bestemmie xen boota e con lui il fastidico kernel 2.6.16.33 del dom0.
BENE. Esausto vado a dormire che sono un’altra volta le 4 del mattino. Il giorno dopo porto il chernel, i moduli e il fiotto sulla macchina da battaglia e
ci entro le NIC e i dischi che mi servono.
Il Dom0 BOOTA un amore, ottimo, via dalle palle la /lib/tls in /lib/tls.disabled, ora mi suco un po’ di immagini gia’ pronte per xen cosi’ vediamo come va e qui mi si apre un mondo, aziende che campano solo a far quello, curioso, ma vabbe’, non divaghiamo.
Facciamo un bel file di configurazione per sto domU e proviamo a salirlo, via di /etc/init.d/xend start ….


Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/usr/sbin/xend", line 52, in ?
from xen.xend.server import SrvDaemon
File "/usr/lib/python/xen/xend/server/SrvDaemon.py", line 20, in ?
import xen.lowlevel.xc
ImportError: libxenctrl.so.3.0: cannot handle TLS data
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "/usr/sbin/xend", line 52, in ?
from xen.xend.server import SrvDaemon
File "/usr/lib/python/xen/xend/server/SrvDaemon.py", line 20, in ?
import xen.lowlevel.xc


… ??????

Googlo e trovo l’ORRO, bisogna rebuildare le glibc per usare la 3.0.4
perche’ :
“Libxenctrl now needs TLS, so you need to use a glibc that supports TLS but
is compiled with nonegseg or understands the kernel hint. We’ll investigate
providing a suitable glibc package for debian stable for the 3.0.4 release.”

Dovrei rebuildarmi la glibc perche’ a Cambridge si fanno di cocacola con aspirina facendosi le seghe invece di trombarsi le studentesse del programma Orgasmus ?
STICAZZI. E’ vero, sono un po’ arrugginito nel fisto, ho avuto un paio d’anni veramente di merda alle spalle, ma PORCODIO, meno seghe, che minchia.
A me la 3.0.3 e che dio si faccia un bel cannone mentre la salgo cosi’ si diverte lui e io vivo sereno …